The Holy Church of Bacon

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The Holy Church of Bacon [alternatively THCoB, CoB] aims to promote consumption of, and unfaltering love for, the holiest of holy foods: Bacon. We believe Bacon to be more worthy of nourishing the human body than any other food in existence. We abide by the Five Baconic Laws and live our lives in pursuit of the Bacony truth.

[edit] Mission

For every human being to reach a state of Baconirvana, becoming one with the Universal Baconic Weave.

[edit] Membership

Our members of generally very dedicated to their personal Baconic path.

Membership to the Holy Church of Bacon is open to all and not monitored by the Church. Baconism may be freely practiced, even among those of seemingly incompatible religions, as not all denominations require the eating of Bacon, merely the utmost respect and reverence for it.

[edit] Titles and Initiation

See main article: Titles and initiation

After one has completed certain Bacon-related achievements, one may attach a suffix to their name. No system will be in place for ensuring honesty, but the Church expects a level of integrity from its members that will hopefully prevent most from misrepresenting their level of Baconist understanding and experience.

[edit] Sects and Orders

Example of an achievement needed for membership to a sect.

Various official Church orders, such as the Wild Hog Sect, will be more restrictive in their membership. Certain prerequisites may be necessary for your application to be accepted, and proof must be provided.

• Order of the Pig (strict Bacontarians)
• Wild Hog Sect
• Followers of Fatback
• The Consummate Slice
• Butcher Clan (smokes/cures their own Bacon)