Bacogenesis
From The Holy Church of Bacon
Bacogenesis is the result of the introduction of Baconium to a previously non-Baconic environment, typically a planet. It probably occurs as a result of the fusion of the elements that make up Bacon oxide into Baconium. Research is currently being done that attempts to recreate Bacogenesis by superheating Bacon oxide.
[edit] Historical references to the Big Bacon
[edit] Biblio Baconus
- See also Bacotheism.
[edit] The First Day
- In the beginning Mother Hog created the heaven and the earth.
- And the earth was without flavor, and void; and blandness was upon the tongue of the population. And Mother Hog oinked upon the mass.
- And Mother Hog said, Let there be Pig: and there was Pig.
- And Mother Hog saw the Pig, that it was good: and separated the Pig from the other creatures.
