Bacogenesis

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Bacogenesis is the result of the introduction of Baconium to a previously non-Baconic environment, typically a planet. It probably occurs as a result of the fusion of the elements that make up Bacon oxide into Baconium. Research is currently being done that attempts to recreate Bacogenesis by superheating Bacon oxide.

[edit] Historical references to the Big Bacon

[edit] Biblio Baconus

See also Bacotheism.
[edit] The First Day
  1. In the beginning Mother Hog created the heaven and the earth.
  2. And the earth was without flavor, and void; and blandness was upon the tongue of the population. And Mother Hog oinked upon the mass.
  3. And Mother Hog said, Let there be Pig: and there was Pig.
  4. And Mother Hog saw the Pig, that it was good: and separated the Pig from the other creatures.


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